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[Hemi]

The Doctor said, "Mike, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine. The >pressure creates one bad headache and the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Mike was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. But, as bad as the headaches were, he knew that he had no choice, but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a newsuit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Mike laughed, "Wow, that's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!", the tailor said. Mike tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Mike admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "Howabout a new shirt and tie?" Mike thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Mike and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Mike was shocked, "That's right, how did you know? "Been in the business 60 years." Mike tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Mike walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Mike thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Mike broke out in uncontrolled laughter, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one bad headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[l)emon]

LMAO, Talk about a bad fuckin day....