Last night I had a nightmare. A really bad one.
It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could
imagine. In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was
looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a
Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and
looked in the pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was
that same color. Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself
being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a
wheelchair!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's
impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled. "It's
the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a
homosexual whore and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.
Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God..... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with
a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...
I'm Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and
dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze
around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of
crap.. Any job." Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an
unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when
you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are
a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't
get it. Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one
hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see
I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is
trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker....Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,
an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a
crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,
"Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided
who are you going to vote for next November? Hillary or Obama?"
Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black disabled
one armed drug addicted Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV
positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a
Mexican boyfriend, but please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!
Nightmares
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, Nov 20 2007 10:18 PM
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