Canadian Cody got caught
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Moose
, Sep 15 2009 03:58 PM
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#1
Posted 15 September 2009 - 03:58 PM
I'm arrogant and an elitist. But to be otherwise would be dishonest, and honesty is a virtue I hold in higher regard than humility.
#2
Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:37 PM
#3
Posted 15 September 2009 - 05:40 PM
el oh el
...a pink dildo with pubic hairs on it
Well, naturally.
#4
Posted 15 September 2009 - 07:20 PM
That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#5
Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:35 PM
Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#6
Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:43 PM
Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#7
Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:05 PM
Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
I'm arrogant and an elitist. But to be otherwise would be dishonest, and honesty is a virtue I hold in higher regard than humility.
#8
Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:29 PM
Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#9
Posted 16 September 2009 - 01:14 AM
Coke can?Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#10
Posted 16 September 2009 - 01:41 AM
Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legalCoke can?Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#11
Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:43 PM
Pubic hairs? I'm still baffled on that part. More details are needed.Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legalCoke can?Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
"I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood... I have no problem going out the same way...."
#12
Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:47 AM
It's for asthetics/simulation of the real thing........or maybe he has a hair fetish......Pubic hairs? I'm still baffled on that part. More details are needed.Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legalCoke can?Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#13
Posted 21 September 2009 - 07:28 AM
Why can't it be his pubic hairs on it?It's for asthetics/simulation of the real thing........or maybe he has a hair fetish......Pubic hairs? I'm still baffled on that part. More details are needed.Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legalCoke can?Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....Or a cactus.Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.about five hours in custody
#14
Posted 21 September 2009 - 08:14 PM
[quote name="geNius"][quote name="jake9289"][quote name="Attris"][quote name="jake9289"][quote name="geNius"][quote name="jake9289"][quote name="|sRs|Moose"][quote name="jake9289"][quote name="geNius"][quote name="jake9289"][quote]about five hours in custody[/quote]
That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.[/quote]
Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.[/quote]
Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....[/quote]
Or a cactus.[/quote]
Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....[/quote]
Coke can?[/quote]
Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legal[/quote]
Pubic hairs? I'm still baffled on that part. More details are needed.[/quote]
It's for asthetics/simulation of the real thing........or maybe he has a hair fetish......[/quote]
Why can't it be his pubic hairs on it?[/quote]
Because that's not real enough....
That's enough time to rub off about 2 or 3 times......depending on your stamina in this activity.[/quote]
Depending on, of course, whether or not the dildo goes into the property bag.[/quote]
Yeah that could be a problem, but if you're smart you can fashion one out of a bar of soap....[/quote]
Or a cactus.[/quote]
Or for that matter anything small and round enough to fit in your asshole.....[/quote]
Coke can?[/quote]
Can, bottle, w/e trips your trigger there man.......as long as its legal[/quote]
Pubic hairs? I'm still baffled on that part. More details are needed.[/quote]
It's for asthetics/simulation of the real thing........or maybe he has a hair fetish......[/quote]
Why can't it be his pubic hairs on it?[/quote]
Because that's not real enough....
#15
Posted 24 September 2009 - 01:23 AM
Anyone else notice that on the police report it lists his race as B(which translates to what exactly I don't know), but it definetly does not mean caucasian.
#16
Posted 12 October 2009 - 01:24 AM
#17
Posted 15 October 2009 - 11:39 PM
THATS IT LOL??? You havn't been anywhere. No wait you were in BOP for like 2 mins and leave me hangin' and then you come in here and say 'LOL' and thats it?? I'm not sure how much I love you right now.LOL
#18
Posted 16 October 2009 - 12:04 AM
Quickly, while he's gone empty your pockets!!!THATS IT LOL??? You havn't been anywhere. No wait you were in BOP for like 2 mins and leave me hangin' and then you come in here and say 'LOL' and thats it?? I'm not sure how much I love you right now.LOL
#19
Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:05 AM
Quickly, while he's gone empty your pockets!!!THATS IT LOL??? You havn't been anywhere. No wait you were in BOP for like 2 mins and leave me hangin' and then you come in here and say 'LOL' and thats it?? I'm not sure how much I love you right now.LOL
Thinks for reminding me, I haven't emptied my testicles today.
#20
Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:09 AM
Quickly, while he's gone empty your pockets!!!THATS IT LOL??? You havn't been anywhere. No wait you were in BOP for like 2 mins and leave me hangin' and then you come in here and say 'LOL' and thats it?? I'm not sure how much I love you right now.LOL
Thinks for reminding me, I haven't emptied my testicles today.
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