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[Velgart]

Chuck who ????? Bruce was King!!!

[Georgetta]

http://reasonsmysoni...ing.tumblr.com/

Bevo, is this your little brother?

[ExuuN]

Today's post is brought to you by:



It's what plants crave.

[Ata]

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week." Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ." Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada ?" Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans." Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... All colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one: MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL Forward this if you're proud to be Canadian!

[ExuuN]

Canadians must do their dick-ups every day.

[Georgetta]

I want one!!!

http://imgur.com/a/TGzej


Although i have to say - someone has waaay too much time on their hands

[Attris]

You need a piece of baby cake.

[Georgetta]

I prefer baby cupcakes:

[Attris]

I think I found our guild truck.

[Ata]

[Georgetta]

Nozcofs boat to Egypt has sailed:

[Nozcof]

rofl am going to charge KB that boat out of the water. Am I supposed to be inside that duck o.O?

[Ata]

I heard the duck has starboard walls of sweaters all neatly organized by color and neckline and coolers of nothing but bottles of water line the port . Have a great trip Noz ! And don't forget to take her something nice .

[Nozcof]

Thank you! Will do!

[Georgetta]

they have interwebs in Egypt Dont forget to say hi

[Nozcof]

I will try my best

[Ata]

It is an actual hotel in Skagway , Alaska . And no ....we didn't stay there

[Georgetta]

http://edition.cnn.c... ... le_sidebar

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[jug]

OMG WTF is this lol

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[Attris]