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[Georgetta]

Happy early Thanksgiving May you stuff yourself with turkey and have great turkey naps. Mmm turkey naps.

[Doublestroke]

I missed Halloween?

[NuclearSoldier]

Is someone drunk?

[Georgetta]

Its Thanksgiving tomorrow in Canada

[NuclearSoldier]

God damn canadia

[Nozcof]

U Jelly Bro

[Galifrey]

This bird.... it's so big.

[Georgetta]

Happy Thanksgiving..... AGAIN!!!

[ExuuN]

Perky turkey.

[ExuuN]

I've just had... the most shitty thanksgiving day ever. Wanna hear about it? here it go... My morning begins somewhat like all mornings, with an agonizing groan at a blaring alarm clock, and then a shower. WELL, after the shower, my HVL switch decides to explode as I turn off the heater, hitting my left hand with a small arc flash. The only thought that flashed through my head was it's gonna suck for the person who has to pronounce my naked ass dead. Luckily, I keep a spare screwdriver in the closet outside my bedroom. I had to pull the hot off the switch, since it fused itself on. Sometime later: At a gas station, and just paid to fill my car up. Go outside, put the nozzle in, when I felt a notable warmth coming from my right pocket, which - at this point - was smoking slightly. It appears that my Ecig engaged and, even though there's a safety mechanism on the battery preventing it from over cooking the atomizer - which obviously failed - it tried to blow me and all the other people up at the pump. Reacting quickly, I unscrewed the atomizer from the battery, and hurled the battery away. Now that both hands are effectively singed, I move to the car wash at the same gas station a little more than slightly non-plussed. Whilst I'm sitting there waiting for my car to be washed, I'm texting. However, before I could get one message out, I hear some clacking sounds, followed by a loud crunch, and look up just in time to watch my passenger side mirror being effectively ripped off of my car by one of those washer thingies doing a spinny attack. At this point, I'm looking around for Satan himself. As the car wash finishes it's attempts to murder my vehicle, I retrieve the slain appendage of my car, drive up to the store portion, toss the sopping wet mirror on the counter, and give the clerk the evil eyes of doom. Moving right along... On the way to visit with my family, I almost got driven off the road twice my a massive redneck transportation vehicle, and one gigantic 18 wheeler. Almost got sandwiched between one of those saturn box looking suv's and a truck. By the time I got to my destination, I simply walked in, and poured myself a shot, and bummed a cigarette, smoking the entire thing in three drags. I spent the rest of the day in forced labor on my Mother's internet and phone. Anyone else have a worse day than I did?

[Georgetta]

Wow... whos cheerios did you pee in? or did you drop a duece in them? Anyways, *hugs*, drink another shot. Stay away from anything mechanical... maybe including your pc since you just got a new video card. It sounds like you have a case of demon juju

[NuclearSoldier]

I believe the aoc term for exuun's day is "Get fucked"

[ExuuN]

LMAO! Yeah I feel raw and unlubed. Luckily I made it home. However, now one of my lights is burnt on my car... As in, one bright light filament is out, and the opposite light is out on regular... I think it's the hand switch that went out. GOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!

[ExuuN]

I'm actually laughing about it right now. My luck has been going so well for so long, that I think the Fates were conspiring "that guy has escaped us for LONG enough." and then, they pooped on me.... Like Schizer Porn style.

[Georgetta]

At least you got it all out of the way at one time lol

[ExuuN]

Yeah. When the world decides to take a crap on me, it uses ex-lax beforehand.

[NuclearSoldier]

But, did you party?

[ExuuN]

Yes! And hard... Mmm

[Galifrey]

But where's your drunk uncle?

[ExuuN]

They were there.