I work with 8 other people in my office. They happen to be all women. As you know, women tend to get real chatty and start cackling up a storm from time to time. I'm pretty busy at work today and was being interupted by a few of these women in the next office over. I needed them to STFU and I needed it pretty quickly, but I didnt want to come off as a jerk-off. So, I stepped out of my office and farted and crop dusted the other office. Plan worked! Do you think I am going to hell?
please advise
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Moose
, Oct 19 2006 07:25 PM
7 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 19 October 2006 - 07:25 PM
I'm arrogant and an elitist. But to be otherwise would be dishonest, and honesty is a virtue I hold in higher regard than humility.
#2
Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:41 PM
Only if they are hot chicks, if they are ugly fat woman you will go to moose heaven.
#3
Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:21 PM
No Mossie if any of us is going to hell its me. Remember?
"Liberty, Freedom and the pursuit of all who threaten it." USMC
#4
Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:52 AM
Look over there, it's me, pleading the 5th
I'm arrogant and an elitist. But to be otherwise would be dishonest, and honesty is a virtue I hold in higher regard than humility.
#5
Posted 20 October 2006 - 01:46 AM
When groups of chicks start cackling and carrying on, it goes right up my spine. Lord, let me never have a daughter; if I do, she will most certainly have slumber parties, sparking my desire to take lives.
Crop dusting is the best term I've heard, for a potpourri adventure.
#6
Posted 20 October 2006 - 05:18 AM
i think not moosie. that was classic! and god would appreciate that 1!
God loves Voo!!!!
#7
Posted 20 October 2006 - 01:25 PM
I work with 8 other people in my office. They happen to be all women. As you know, women tend to get real chatty and start cackling up a storm from time to time. I'm pretty busy at work today and was being interupted by a few of these women in the next office over. I needed them to STFU and I needed it pretty quickly, but I didnt want to come off as a jerk-off. So, I stepped out of my office and farted and crop dusted the other office. Plan worked! Do you think I am going to hell?
Right after highschool I worked at Olive Garden and that was how we would get the last tables to leave. I didnt think anyone one else used the term "cropdusting:" also. Fucking hilarious...
I <3 Cody
#8
Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:35 PM
Yeah Moose lets see them try and open their yapps now, I bet they where using the shallow pant technique, I do that when I have to use a stall after some dirty fucker.
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