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[Moose]

I work with 8 other people in my office. They happen to be all women. As you know, women tend to get real chatty and start cackling up a storm from time to time. I'm pretty busy at work today and was being interupted by a few of these women in the next office over. I needed them to STFU and I needed it pretty quickly, but I didnt want to come off as a jerk-off. So, I stepped out of my office and farted and crop dusted the other office. Plan worked! Do you think I am going to hell?

[rickruk]

Only if they are hot chicks, if they are ugly fat woman you will go to moose heaven.

[WiDoWMaKeR]

No Mossie if any of us is going to hell its me. Remember?

[Moose]

Look over there, it's me, pleading the 5th

[geNius]

When groups of chicks start cackling and carrying on, it goes right up my spine. Lord, let me never have a daughter; if I do, she will most certainly have slumber parties, sparking my desire to take lives. Crop dusting is the best term I've heard, for a potpourri adventure.

[MAD]

i think not moosie. that was classic! and god would appreciate that 1!

[Havoc]

I work with 8 other people in my office. They happen to be all women. As you know, women tend to get real chatty and start cackling up a storm from time to time. I'm pretty busy at work today and was being interupted by a few of these women in the next office over. I needed them to STFU and I needed it pretty quickly, but I didnt want to come off as a jerk-off. So, I stepped out of my office and farted and crop dusted the other office. Plan worked! Do you think I am going to hell?

Right after highschool I worked at Olive Garden and that was how we would get the last tables to leave. I didnt think anyone one else used the term "cropdusting:" also. Fucking hilarious...

[HumbleObserver]

Yeah Moose lets see them try and open their yapps now, I bet they where using the shallow pant technique, I do that when I have to use a stall after some dirty fucker.