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See theres this woman and she knows alot about birds, and she walks into the pet store and theres this parrot on the counter and it has a sign on it that says '75$' the woman thinks well thats a steal theres got to be something wrong with it. so she then proceeds to go talk to the store clerk. she asks the man "whats wrong with the parrot y is it so cheap?" the man replies "well i got it from a whore house and it has a foul mouth....." the woman says " well thats fixable ill take the bird" the woman gets home and sets the bird on the table the bird turns and says "ah new madem new whore house" the woman just blows it off thinkin this might be harder to break him then she thought. then her daughters walked in and the bird said "ah new madem, new whores, new whore house it'll have to do...." the woman just stands there shaking her head in aww of the birds thoughts then the womans husband comes home from work the bird says " HELLO JACK BEEN A WHILE........ LMAO